At the Padres’ victory last Tuesday against the Twins, one fan thrashed another’s fists with his face during a hilariously one-sided brawl.
An MLB fan in a black shirt unleashed a flurry of punches on his opponent, who was clad in matching white tank top and booty shorts and positioned in the row above.
Of course, the humiliating beating at Petco Park in San Diego was all caught on tape. In turn, the footage spread across all of the internet.
A longer version of the clip tells a tale of hubris humbled. The MLB lover wearing all-white taunts the fan in the black t-shirt. He gestures at his mouth, daring the man to punch him.
The man in black obliges the vanilla-clad gentleman. Having the advantage of higher ground, at first, the tank top-wearing fan dodges a few blows.
However, after more taunting, one powerful punch of the black t-shirt-wearing fan lands, clearly sending the fan in white into panic mode.
Requiem for an MLB Fan Pummeled at a Padres-Twins Game
The man in black then finds his rhythm, effortlessly landing blow after blow. Meanwhile, the man in white mostly just flails and bleeds.
At one point, the MLB fan in the tank top attempts to throw a punch. However, the man in black slips the blow expertly.
From there, the brawl at the Padres-Twins game becomes a masterclass in dishing out a beating. The man in black delivers blow after blow, with his tank top wearing foe simply turtling up in an effort to protect his gore-covered face.
Eventually, the man in black grants his overwhelmed opponent mercy and stops beating him. Of course, in an attempt to save (his bloody) face, the man in white (now spattered with crimson droplets from chest to crotch), gets back to his feet. He prattles on about wanting to “fight” more (AKA get beaten in public yet again). However, a female Padres fan mercifully takes him aside, ending the humiliation.
That said, let this be a lesson for brawling MLB fans. The beating is temporary. But the footage (once it’s on the internet) is forever.
And let’s face it. The blood ain’t washing out of those white clothes, pal.