Ladies and the occasional fella looking to shed that pesky camel toe need only lose weight, according to Khloé Kardashian.
Khloé shared that her camel toe affectionately nicknamed Camille, has “disappeared” following her weight loss. For the note-takers out there, “camel toe” is that cheeky outline of a woman’s nether region that sometimes pops up when sporting tight clothes.
In Thursday’s episode of Hulu’s The Kardashians, the newly svelte Khloé dropped a bombshell after a totally normal chat about micropenises with her half-sister, Kylie Jenner.
“We’re not about to shame micros right now,” Jenner implored Khloe. However, Khloé Kardashian, despite dropping her camel toe, is still a size queen at heart. “But nobody wants [micropenises]; you just accept them,” she shot back.
Meanwhile, Kylie championed teeny weenies. “That’s not true; some people like them,” Jenner, who currently dates the perhaps nonplussed Timothee Chalamet, insisted.
“Maybe they have a microp-s,” Kardashian shot back through cackles. However, behind the laughter, Khloé desired itty bitty bits of her own…
Despite Dropping Her Camel Toe, Khloé Kardashian Yearns For Smaller Privates
Meanwhile, Khloé Kardashian revealed she yearned for a dainty vagina in her confessional. “I think a microp-s would be fascinating,” she admitted. “Doesn’t everyone want a smaller p-s?”
Not oversharing in the slightest, she then revealed that her privates lean toward mammoth proportions. “I tend to have a larger p-s,” she detailed. “Like, when I’m fat, it gets fatter. ‘Cause when I was fat, I had Camille. Now that I’ve been skinnier, Camille disappeared.”
In the latest episode of the family’s reality show, the mother of two also confided to her sister, Kourtney Kardashian, that she felt “exhausted” raising her daughter True, 6, and son Tatum, 1, without the help of a live-in nanny.
Khloé explained that her ex, Tristan Thompson, who co-parents their two children, was out of town.
“He’s a big help when he’s here,” Khloé lamented to Kourtney. “And, you know, I don’t have nannies at night, which I might have to change. Or at least have someone be available sometimes.”
Kim asked if Khloé had any live-in help. A beleaguered Khloé conformed she was flying solo.
“No. And I’m just so hands-on,” Khloé admitted. “It’s, like, cool half the time, but I make all of [True’s] lunches, I make her dinners, I do everything. I don’t let anyone else do it. Tristan has done it, but I’m so particular.”